self-titled: ^_^

so i saw in someone's away messages that "are you hot?" was on. curious, i turned to it. i'm speechless. This is a show how? don't get me wrong, it's hilarious, it's just incredibly stupid. there's, from what i've seen, not even witty comments made, some guy or girl struts down, the judges in about 30 seconds give arbitrary numbers between 7 and 10 for body face and sex appeal. and what the fuck is this "the family" show. good god damn tv has gotten bad. luckily by sweetass minipc will be here soon and i'll get all the buffys and angels in the world and together we will build a kingdom of happiness.

here's a new feature for the old self-titled...

Apocolypse Watch 2003

I've decided that we are rapidly approaching the apocolypse. In the past week or so:

100 dead in the Rhode Island fire
30 dead in the Chicago trampling
260 dead in a China earthquake
160 dead in Korea subway fire
4 dead in US helicopter crash
97 dead in Congo ebola outbreak
200 dead in Iran plan crash
some people dead in Beijing University bombings
4 dead in Alabama fight over CD player

then in today's news:
23 dead in Columbia helicopter crash
1 dead in Mr. Rogers death
60 executed by Ivory Coast rebels somewhere
i think there was something else to but i forgot.

numbers don't lie kids, and this is only the beginning. And i'll be here to keep you fresh with updates.

and now since katie punked out on watching buffy, which is like the only thing in the world i wanted to do, i will go to the mods for a few beers and then go to sleep.

I can't believe that you think we're approaching the apocolypse too. I was thinking about that all this week, and how strange it is. It's like some pattern of death. Shit I've been watching Final Destination way too much for my own good.

If you believe Michael Moore's statistics, handgun violence has actually decreased in the past 5 years, but media coverage has expanded 600 percent. Maybe you're just paying attention to the news more this week.

jude