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dumbest. entry. ever.
So i don't get it, is mtv's flipped for real? is it scripted? I just jumped in mid episode and know nothing of the show's premise. I just see some junkie girls, one of them with an MTV microphone passed out on the floor. I';m so confused. The strokes have a commercial on MTV. Sellouts, selling out the lycos and MTV. ha. whatever, it's funny.
I just took off my shoe and now my foot is cold. I swear to god, i think they turned the heat off in this place. It's really cold and i keep turning up the heat and it isn't doing anything. Also, i'm officially here alone, and it sucks. Brenda and Sarah left today. I mean, i'm in here watching tv (which i am so not excited about) and it's just not fun. It was fun when sean or sarah was in here watching, but shit, it's just not cool now. I still don't get this flipped show, because now there are cops and medics and they're buying cocaine or shit. And people are getting arrested. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW?
I hate NTV. Even dismissed, which belongs to the nearly infallible genre of reality dating programs, sucks. Ok, now we have a girl's mother crying because her daughter is in a coma from cocaine. I just want this fucking explained to me. someone, please. Like seriously, they have camera crew and boom mics in the jail cell, this can't be real. Oh, wait, it's fake. Well, sort of fake. They take these kids and scare them by making them go to jail and see shit like crackheads. Fuck you MTV, you had me confused for so long and now i'm just pissed off at you becase i've wasted 20 minutes watching 2 kids getting caught a lesson. Here's an idea, i'm a parent who can't control my kid, :MTV, scare the shit out of my child and do the parenting i can't and get good ratings to boot!" Once again, a big "fuck you" goes out to MTV.
Uh-oh, dismissed is on next.
So yesterday, i had to get up at 8:30 for showering and stuff. The sucky part is that i went to bed late and then couldn't sleep because i was getting sick or something. So i got up and made it to the studio on time, and sat there for 12 hours. Leaving twice for a cigarette break. Oh man, seinfeld, friends, dismissed or the third wheel. This is intense. BLIND DATE TOO?!?!??! this is NOT FAIR.
So at the stduio we mixed for songs and they song pretty damn cool i think. Steph sean and i took turns sleeping, sometimes 2 at a time. Then we got a ride to kenmore and i got poppers at burrito max, and then back to BC.
The plan was a slumber party. Some drinking, maybe a movie, pyjamas and maybe an underwear-clad pillow fight or two.
Shit, blind date is on so much, but i'm not sure if this episode will be on later, oh no oh no oh no. blind date it is, i can find something later if this one is repeated.
it was going to be me steph and sean. Got home and i went across the hall to invite sarah over and brenda was there, so i invited. then they came and i showed off the bostonians stuff and then steph came, then sean, and then we played beirut, quarters, 7-11 doubles, and rummy. Steph passed out drunk, sean went to sleep, sarah passed out drunk and brenda and i kicked it in the common room playing cards talking and listening to the secrets and TMBG.
Didn't get to bed till 6:30, and had an interesting series of those very very confusing dreams. They were SO intense.
oh my god, this blind date they went to a nudist colony and it's a bunch of old naked people. I'm scared.
It was a hell of a night, and apparently there's a chunk of time i don't remember. Those are the best, beause i'm pretty sure i was just funny forgetful. Yay for drunk. Boo for being here all alone and now about to embark on the lamest spring break ever. Huzzah.
So i didn't really get out of bed today until about 3pm. Then i showered, hung out across the hall, and went with brenda down to cleveland circle to eat. We went to the wrap and i wish i hadn't gotten the teriyaki chicken. Then B left and I met sean to go downtown and see mike running around boston in a minuteman costume barking about how some bank was buying everyone's T fares for 3 hours wednesday morning. but alas, he was done 2 hours early so we didn't seem him all done up. The four of us (steph too) went to quincy market for food, where i got a hot dog but wish i had gotten a cheesesteak and i also got cheesefries. Then we all came home, i got my magic popcorn from government center. I arrived, and sank quickly into depression.
I am desperately hungry and we have no food. And i'm really cold and i think i've resigned myself to watching the tv for the rest of the night. I'm just not motivated to do anything, and there really isn't much to do. Maybe sleep, but there's so much reality dating on tv.
I don't know why i don't check out the blind date website to see how the couples have progressed since their date.
I don't know when i'm going home, i guess i should do it soon, but i really just don't want to do anything. Especially take multiple trains or ride in a car for many hours.
Spring Break sucks. And belle and sebastian is sold out. I wonder what show is on next. I wonder how many reality dating shows i can string together without a break. I bet i can go until 2. Looks like the fifth wheel next.
Good god. I'm HUNGRY. I NEED SNACK FOOD AND MUCH OF IT. IT'S TOO COLD TO WALK TO MADDIE'S. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. why can't the girls across the hall have any good snack food for me the munch on. I just need chips or pretzels or saltines or fruit roll ups or sour patch kids or better cheddars or fruit or popcorn or jalapeno poppers or anything, god dammit, anything that's not a meal. Ok, I'm going to quickly go foraging before my nextprogram. I found popcorn and a cupcake. I rule.
Finished my popcorn, but it didn't fix me. I have a thing where if i'm sitting down watching tv alone i need to be eating the entire time. And i can't do that now,especially since maddie's is closed. This sucks. Also, i like how I can tell that blind date and the fifth wheel are the same production company. Also, i've only seen one episode of shipmates, and it's on now. Go figure. Cute, Ted and Harmony got together. Too bad her name isn't Melody, because then it'd be like hey dude.
Oh no! it's midnight and there's nothing reality and dating on the tv. What am i going to do?!?!?!?
I wish i was in my room, and then i wouldn't have to sit through the tvguide channel's dumb scrolly thing. C'mon c'mon lets have something good on. Hmm, Mad TV and a bunch of second-rate sitcoms. what the fuck is beat the geeks? i'll watch this maybe. otherwise it's king of the hill. The host looks like a bad matt damon impersonator.
This show sucks. The questions are easy and the geeks aren't entertaining. Oooh, fast times is on. Hahaha that's sean penn. That fucking slays me. Uhoh, i can see myself settling in and watching this movie.
This quite possibly is the worst entry ever. Even worse than the one that was six words or the ones that are an illegible mess. This is just me, watching tv and commenting on it. I make no insights, i just say shit like "the host of the fifth wheel is cool." Ooh, i like the song in the movie now. Tom Petty's American Girl, although i can't hear it without thinking about silence of the lambs. This movie is so good, but i've got to watch geeks and broaden my television scope.
hahaha judge rheinhold rules. I don't get it. The show i'm watching sucks, and the movie i could be watching rules. Yet, i stick with the shitty show. She beat the geek, great. The geek got asked an unfair question and she had to answer something really easy. Another geek down. Contestant gets asked who directed jurassic park. Geek gets asked who directed JP3, and gets it wrong by one letter in the middle of the name. This show is gay.
Hey, it's nick cage. I didn't know he was in this movie. I'd like to see this movie unedited. Mainly because the dubs on swears are annoying, but phoebe cates' breasts would be nice, too. Hmm, they left in the carrot blowjob scene, it may have been edited, but i've never seen it even partially included. ooh things are heating up with the star trek geek. yay star trek geek. whoa, now the other contestant challenged the star trek geek, what is she thinking? This guy is intense. ha, you suck girl. uhoh, super bonus speed round. oh shit the blonde chick in fast times is hooking up. I'm torn. fast ties went to commercial. huzzah. final showdown time. nooooooo commercial.
I know i've said this to many people before, but winnie the pooh, seriously. What in god's name does "the pooh" mean? a pooh? what's a pooh, and why is he THE pooh? I mean, they say pooh-bear, but as far as i know, pooh-bears are not officially recognized. by whoever names animal species. So maybe that dude who invented this shit made up pooh-bears. But still, i think we need a consise description. Like "the pooh-bears are an interesting family of ursus, who have a tendency to get their bums caught incircular windows adn speak with a silly accent." but we don't even get that. Milne, that's his name. Maybe the secret is in the books. I shall check them out. uhoh, pheobe cates pool scene soon, hurry up geeks. Ok geeks is over. But now do i look for reality dating or watch fast times?
I bet you're very excited if you've read this far, because you may have actually been entertained for a moment with the pooh thing above. I'm still not over it myself. Keep reading as i assure you, over the next few hours i will come up with something as, if not more entertaining.
hahahaa spicolli has a bagel in his pants. yeah yeah sean penn. OK, i think ben stiller as the teacher in ferris beuller is completely overrated. I don't find him that entertaining, and i dislike that "beuller" has become some gay thing that people say and expect to get a laugh. This dude, the teacher in fast times, now this guy's a teacher. So was Nick Freno.
I may have just solved a mystery. It was really cold, so i turned on the fan, and the fan blows hot air. now i will invariably become too hot. But i was dying, i went into my bedroom and realized i would have to be like that little girl in the 1-800-JOE-4-OIL commercial and put on gloves and coats and scarves and hats before going under my cover. I've learned so much about my world these past few days because i've watched so many commercials. Like, did you know that have breathable maxipads now? Or that Paul Hogan got a haircut?
Fuck, elimidate is going to be on during the end of fast times. I fear that if i start watching it without flipping now, i'm going to never forgive the choice i make. oh no, brad got fired. Yep. Definitely getting hot and i just can't win.
Oh, the wayne brady show makes me want to vomit. So does that 80's show. Oh shit, he forgot his wallet, good movfe stud. This is a funny scene. This is a great movie. I kind of want that cupcake now, but i also don't want to get up. Where's a roommate or roommette when I need one?
Oh, the jew's gonna blow his chance to makeout with brad's sister and disasterous events will result. what a little whore. Then she's gonna get knocked up by mike and then the jew is gonna get really pissed at everyone. Man she's such a whore, she was gonna put out. Too bad she's acting out of pressure, and then she's gonna have to have an abortion. Hmm, this commercial would be a great cupcake break. And yet, i don't make a move to get up.
I should go across the hall, and curl up on the couch there and watch tv. Their room is much more inviting to go curl up in. However, the tv is small and far away from the couches. I should at least get out of these jeans and into pyjamas. I could use the bathroom too, making that series of a few minutes the most efficient thing i will have done all day. Next commercial maybe. oh shit. Fast times or elimidate. this is so hard, i should not have to deal with this. I wish i had TIVO, then i couuld watch them both. I guess i could tape one, but then it becomes a whole process, it's be much easier to control TIVO from this chair. '
ahahahah this TMC commercial with the old people acting out Rocky is fucking hilarious.
Last night was a lot of fun. So was wendesday and thursday night. I like these nights were i get wasted but stay happy. Also, could last thursday seem like it was any further away? I mean jesus, it was what, 4 days? seems like years.
Ha, the next movie is she's out of control. I think reality dating programs are a better bet. I don't remember this "Spicolli drives a car while on ludes" scene either. hahah spicolli is pretty smart, he handled the car being smashed up like a pro. Ahahahah brad in the pirate suit, that's priceless. ok, HERE's the pool scene. About time. I'd do either of these girls. Wow, phoebe cates has HOT. Too bad brad isn't even remotely believable as a high school senior. oh shit, she walks in on him masturbating? I never noticed that before. ok, cupcake time.
During that commercial break, i went to the bathroom, washed my hands, changed into my pyjamas AND got a cupcake. I rule. That popcorn didn't hit the spot, now i'm feeling all popcorny and i hate that. I don't think that this cupcake is gonna do it either. My life sucks. i love it when he orders the pizza to class. oh shit brad's sister, don't come on to mike, he'll just get you pregnant. and get those goddam chili peppers or whatever the fuck they are out of your hair. Uhoh, you can see he's conflicted, i mean the jew, his friend, really like brad's sister, but in the end he sells out his bro. bad move man, bad move.
oh shit oh shit, elimidate is on soon. cue jackson brown. Cue the naked kids. Cue the sex. Cue the fertilized egg.
ha, brad's manager at pirate land looks like tim harrington of les savy fav fame. God brad, you are so not a high school student. He's got some serious rage issues.
Touching scene. Nice brother sister moment. Good thing she didn't have the good sense to actually wait until brad had driven out of site before walking towards teh clinic, otherwise she would have walked home alone.
whoops, sorry elimidate. llook's like you're reduced to commercial breaks. Oh shit, it's a bunch of whores though, this'll be good. oh no, so torn. WHOA does he have 5 girls on this date?!? what the fuck what is this shit. I CAN'T NOT WATCH THIS. AHHHHHHHHHHH.. He kicked out one of the ones that had maximum whore potential.
oh shit, i forgot what channel fast times was on. Not so much forgot, but never bothered to look. ok. 38. Oh man, Uli such a whore, but she's got a bad attitude and she might get booted. Kick out this bitch, i don't like her. The brunette is cool, reminds me of the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond. Gina sucks too. Looks like it was fast times that got demoted to commercial break status. but now watching fast times i don't know what i'm going to do. the jew is being all nice to brad's sister. She's thinking what a mistake she made. haha jessica got cut. I need two tvs. Picture in picture wouldn't work because i want to hear both. haha going to a club. this could get fun. god gina sucks. i want the brunette to win, she's cuter than uli, uli's got a nast face and is too skinny. dana. vote dana! dana, make out with him. Oh wow, i called it and she did it. she didn't make out. hahaha gina won't kiss him, dana didn't even open mouth him. GINA SUCKS. you made a connection alright gina, a connection with being a dumb bitch. And uli is just a whore. DANA DANA DANA. i want to do a body shot. Gina so sucks. wouldn't have the body shot on her stomach. oh yeah, go dana, show him what you're made of. Gina go home to your cardigan wearing boyfriend. WHIPPED CREAM FIGHT. oh my god, DON'T PICK ULI TO WIN YOU DUMB ASSHOLE. ha, this is where the teacher comes to spicolli's room. ah shit, the big dance. ahaha gina you dumb bitch. alright, another crazy club. this'll be good. boo, they're just dancing. make out. grind. yeah dana. oh, she's drinking a beer, too. I think i'm in love. uli, you're a dumb whore. Dana, you're drunk, but i still love you. yeah yeah yeah real kisses. Uli, you tramp, go back to germany. eww, smeared lipstick all over him. Dana, you rule. Those kisses were lame. So much better in the last elimidate i saw. yay, the jew went to the mall to see brad's sister for the dance. What a sweetheart. Then she kissed him. And now Brad saves the store. throw out ULI. Do it! Do it! Do it! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! DANA 4 EVER!!!!suck it down bitch, oh dana you're so cute and so hot. and i love you.
I wonder if a good relationship can start from this show. "oh honey, remember when we met on elimidate and i shamelessly threw myself at you so as to outdo those other girls doing the same?" "yeah, you were a real tramp." "I love you."
ok, 2am. I think it's blind date time. Ooh, tom green is on. Definitely getting sorta hot now. Cool. ha. I want bloussant. BLIND DATE BLIND DATE. WOOHOO. but then i think my reality dating shows are over. What will i do after that? I wonder what rendezvous is. fuck. 2:30 sucks for TV.
Ananda lewis needs to die. Ooh, Cops is always fun. ooh this is a good arrest. ah shit, it IS the blind date from earlier. Ooh, a surprise in the trunk. Holy SHIT, they foundfucking cremation remains in the pimp's trunk?! weird. oh, it's the ashes of her mother. hahah, the cops are fucking laughing as this girl is crying about them handling her mothers remains. these guys are great. Another gun. This is the best cops ever. Well, was. I'm on a dreaded commercial now. I'll tell you what i need, newton dance party. Or even better, newton high school tv.
Next commercial i'm going to get more water. Man, Cops is a sad show. Who are these people. Wow, this guy is on house arrest and has a bracelet around his ankle that makes sure he doesn't leave. That's fucking cool. this is so sad. hahaha the drunk mother just tried to bust past a cop. and he jjust smiled and was like "uh-uh."
holy shit, the hallway between our room and the roommettes' is the coldest 3 feet in the world. Some asshole opened the windows at the end of the hallway and i'm too lazy and cold to go down to close them. Also, the girls' room is pretty cold. Almost enough that i may not go back for another glass of water
grrrrrreat. Andy Richtner has a new sitcom and it looks awful.
So that last COPS segment: some dude, cranked up on PCP, naked, breaks into a school, gathers all the fire extinguishers and then sprays anyone who comes close. This show is hilarious. I can't believe home improvement is still on syndication. Although it was great when Mark turned all goth.
So if you're still reading, sorry. I haven't had anymore Pooh moments like i promised. This has just turned into me watching tv and typing about it because i can and it entertains me. Ok, i watch COPS to see crazy people, not to see these touching police ceremonies. Show me some coked up whores! 24 is a great idea for a show. I should watch it. In these past 4 days i have watched more TV than i have n total during hte school year. Well, maybe not, survvivor took up about 15 hours or so. but still, this has been a sick amount of TV. uhoh, a cop is hurt. This isn't entertaining at all. ooh, someone imd me, let's go see who it was. eh, just sean. I need to call one of these psychi lines. I'd do it now, they probably ask for the credit card right away hoping you lose track of time. I'd do it now but my phone and wallet aren't within arm's reach. These guys are hassling this dude, bad cops, man. "obstructing justice" these guys suck, this is a wrongful arrest, they don't have cause i don't think. Fucking pigs. ok, they were right though, they followed a hunch and got the right guy. I just don't kknow if they had probably cause to arrest in the first place. ha, this guy's got a sense of humor though, considering he's fucked. that was cute.
Hmm, that cops was a huge let down after the one before it. It's 3am now, i'm gonna give the tv guide channel a final shot. uhoh i see myself getting hooked into this new to tell the truth. fuck. oh yeah, this'll be good. i love bad tv. Wow, Karen duffy is not looking all that great anymore. God i lov esecond rate gameshows with third rate celebrities.
ok, this is retarded. it's 3:30 and i'm going to bed.