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well thank god i've figured out what i need to do because god knows i was looking for something.

I need to find myself a nice jewish girl and marry her. then, like seth cohen, we can join her faith in Judaism and my love for christian commercial tradition and come together to celebrate the ultimate holiday: christmukkah. just like seth cohen.

ps, seth cohen is everything i have ever wanted to be. except for his dumbass not being all "hey anna, let's go out" i'd say that. summer sucks and he needs not feel conflicted. SHE MADE HIM A GODDAM COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISSAKES. all summer did was dress up as wonder woman, which was hot, and certainly topical and thoughtful, but shit, anna made him a comic book about him and captain oats.

the OC is really good, i promise you. i'm not a loser because i watch it.

ps, i was just looking at the tv show download page and noticed that it's the 15th season of the simpsons. that disturbs and confuses me. There's no possible way i was 7 or 8 years old when i started watching. I clearly remember watching the pilot in my parents bedroom with Amy back in glenmont, NY. I guess that must have been in the 8 or 9 range. but i feel it was older since i watched it with my sister... who could talk. when can kids talk? like 4, right? i dunno. either way, i've watched the simpsons since its inception. i remember i had this little 4 inch tv or whatever, and when the simpsons first ran it was on sunday nights opposite america's funniest home videos with bob saget. simpsons was on 5 which was fox and america's funniest... was abc on channel 7. and whenever my mom would come up, i'd change the dial (this was a literal dial where you turn a knob) to ABC. it's funny there was a time when i shouldn't have watched the simpsons. makes me think what the fuck kids watch today. the tv i watch is awful, full of blatant sexual references and bleeped out fucks and shits and all that all over the place. it obviously means nothing to me, but now and then i think of some 10 year old watching MTV and i'm like, whoa, that's messed up.

i need new ties. and an entire new wardrobe. i need things to wear outside of work that aren't t-shirts. and i need a girlfriend. but first and foremost, i need new ties. i love my purple tie, but it gets too much play. the other ties are secondary but are still as overused. even the pink tie i'm tired of.

ummm, i think i hear someone calling for me.

you there bri? im getting worried...