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uneventful past couple weeks, it's been very light on meetings (none last week, i think, maybe one) and only had 2 this week and now i'm done.
last friday i played poker in chinatown and had a pretty good night, i took my winnings the next day to electronics boutique and bought an xbox and a bunch of games. so now i'm the complete console warrior, phear. i also found my gameboy at tony's on sunday so double score, that was like finding $250, since i was positive i had lost it somewhere unrecoverable.
saturday was spent playing video games, not going to the supermarket, and then watching tv with katie. i made the mistake of taking my dinner (bowl appetite) in there and looking at what she was watching. Pretty soon i was sitting down watching a really awful remake of the parent trap which really went on for an hour longer than i ever could have imagined. then some saturday night sketch comedy junk and then i returned to video games until like 4.
superbowl sunday we buffied and angeled and then i went to tony's for the game, and then back here for survivor allstars, which is awesome. i hope the patriots winning the superbowl is over because i hate boston sports fans and during the game jonathan and i kept wishing someone would break tom brady's head.
tonight's condo meeting was awesome. like the best ever. there were two people there: a nice old lady, and a cute young not a bitch chick. like really cute, and not married like another trustee at an unnamed condo, who is sort of cute, totally married, and a super bitch. tonight's was way out in xtreme southie and is not a building that will require any attention, so it's not even worth me creating elaborate fantasies about creating elaborate fantasies. and i'll create elaborate fantasies about anything.
well ok, i'll do it just this once since i'm still fresh off the meeting, and it's good fun for all. my plan is that there will be an emergency meeting called, probably because of a fire or a burst pipe or something. we'll say this emergency meeting is held next wednesday. it'll start at like 7 and go for an hour and a half. afterwards, i'll look at my watch (i have a watch in this elaborate fantasy) and will say "fantastic, just enough time for me to get home." cute not a bitch unmarried trustee will say "home for what?" and i'll say "the OC." then she'll scoff and then admit that she too watches the oc. then, in my most tim stewartesque manner will say "it's a good show" and she'll be reassured and will say, "well, i'd hate for you to miss any of it because you had to come down here, why don't you come watch it with me." and i will. and the show will be good, seth will get back together with anna and that'll be cool and seth will be way awesome. then oliver will do something remarkably creepy that marisa doesn't catch and she thinks there's a totally different spin on it. ryan will try and say something to marisa but of course she'll turn him away, but uhh, i dunno, somehow something really bad happens to summer because of it and marisa will be like "oh shit, ryan was right about oliver" and she'll go and apologize and ryan will be like "i'm moody and full of angst, but in the really cool way, not the loserish way, and you suck marisa, i was just trying to protect you all along." and he'll walk away, then umm... like a shins song will play or something. after the show wraps there'll be a kickass preview for the next episode. then cute not a bitch unmarried chick will say "wow that was good, remember when seth..." and we'll talk about the episode for a bit. Then she'll be like "wanna make out" and i'll say "yeah, but you know, i have to bill out $50/hour for extra time spent at properties" and she'll say "you've got my authorization." and history will be made.
notwist on thursday, rock.
posted 3 Feb 04 @ 08:17 PM
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christ that's depressing, man. my vote: shag her senseless. nothing confuses a hottie like spermo-vision.