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eat my pants
today i did my laundry. after loading the crap in the washer i came back upstairs and settled back down to play more thief2. Then i noticed a laundry basket on my bed and realized that i had put the basket with clean clothes into the waster. i'm so awesome.
tim visited this weekend. and by visited i mean katie and i saw him a total of... maybe 6 hours. he was here like 3 or 4 days. per usual he slept on our couch the first night and then disappeared. i'm unfazed.
today i got my haircut. such a relief. now if tomorrow i can just get to star market then man, i'm set for life.
boy i can't wait for this season of american idol to be over. i'm not even going to watch all of the finale tonight. that's right. I"m going to finish my tortelloni medley, and then turn it off and go back to sweet, sweet thief2.
that latoya chick, you know, the really good one who got kicked off because she wasn't a fat white chick or a retarded black chick with bad teeth and like 5 children at age 19, yeah her, she must be pissed as hell that she has to come back and sing in the retarded reject medley. ALso, ryan seacrest is like way short.
eww gross i just got my first asparagus tortapalooza. it sucks. now i'm afraid to eat the rest of them, because each one could potentially be an explosive pocket of asparagus nastiness.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST MAKE THIS MEDLEY END.
So yeah, i got my haircut. and then i bought the josstacular x-men #1. If i were on american idol, i wouldn't last, because i would kill myself out of embarrassment when the producers made me do these gay medleys, or worse, those fucking commercials that make me want to pull an elvis on my tv.
hey look, it's the white ruben studdard.
saw mean girls this weekend, it was like, good and stuff. my favorite parts were when you could see through tina fey's shirt and lindsey lohan's breasts.
So i determined this over the past few days as I've listened to lots of the microphones. 1.) Mt. eerie mostly sucks. 2.) it was hot... has an exceptionally strong first "side," for lack of a better word (ok, "half" is a better word, but not nearly as pretentious) and then the second side mostly sucks 3.) the glow pt. 2 has a super exceptionally strong first side, and a strong second side that runs the risk of being too same-sounding. 4.) I may give phil elvrum too much credit, but he makes me feel funny, he's like a weird, hippy earthy jeff mangum without the drugs and with slightly less esoteric lyrics. what does esoteric mean?... i don't know.
if i get another asparagus one off guard i may vomit. and if i film it, i have a great shot at being cast for a show on mtv.
thank god for this the casino show. I'll finally have a reason to watch tv again. bless you mark burnett.
whoa, ruben studdard just sang "i love you like i used to love cake." i swear. also, this song is EXACTLY like that super retarded "i'm sorry for 2004" song i heard on the radio. they are even playing it in the background. he's fat and sucks.
yes rubarb, what if you did have to use the pay phone?
whoa, coca-cola c2? i'm so intrigued. i need that commercial IMMEDIATELY. ok here it is. what is it? apparantly it plays the rolling stones and makes it rain. and it contains 1/2 the carbs and 1/2 the calories... but it's not diet! oh my god!!@$Q@JMA U)(IUDF@{! M21390u[43
should it be coca-cola 1/2?
i'm on a new cigarette diet. i smoke when i'm out drinking or whatever, and then until i run out of the pack. but even on those off days, i'm not smoking like normal. sunday, monday and tuesday i had one before bed, and only because i had them. today i've had none and will have none until friday when i play poker. now i used to, as of like 2 weeks ago, have one in the morning, one on the walk home and one at night on normal days. so what's my point. oh yeah, i don't need to stop to buy cigarettes as much and that rocks because unless i needed gas, it was a real pain in the ass. also, i think this proves, on some level, that if i really gave a shit about doing it, i could quit.
i go to philly next week, i'm going to deliver packages and stuff heh.
ok crap my ipod is taking FOREVER to load, i may be forced into watching the end of idol. oh eff it. let's see how bad thief runs with ipod crap in the background.